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1Why are fish so smart ?
Because they live in schools.
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2What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
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3What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrr-ple
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4What is a duck’s favorite food?
Cheese and quackers
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5What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk
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6Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!
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7What did the cat eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies!
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8What animal is bad to play games with?
A cheetah!
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9What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle!
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10Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
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11What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!
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12What do you call a sheep without legs?
A cloud!
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13How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see a rabbit with glasses!
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14What kind of music do rabbits like?
Hip-Hop!
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15What kind of fish can perform an operation?
A sturgeon!
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16What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!