Jokes

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1. 1Why are fish so smart ?

   Because they live in schools.

2. 2What do you give a sick bird?

   Tweetment!

3. 3What is a cat’s favorite color?

   Purrr-ple

4. 4What is a duck’s favorite food?

   Cheese and quackers

5. 5What do you call a fly without wings?

   A walk

6. 6Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

   Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!

7. 7What did the cat eat for breakfast?

   Mice Crispies!

8. 8What animal is bad to play games with?

   A cheetah!

9. 9What dog loves to take bubble baths?

   A shampoodle!

10. 10Where do fish keep their money?

    In a river-bank!

11. 11What is a snake’s favorite subject?

    Hiss-tory!

12. 12What do you call a sheep without legs?

    A cloud!

13. 13How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

    Because you never see a rabbit with glasses!

14. 14What kind of music do rabbits like?

    Hip-Hop!

15. 15What kind of fish can perform an operation?

    A sturgeon!

16. 16What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Fsh!